They're Normal

Kevin Jonas grabbing recent fiance Danielle's ass at a softball game.

This photo alone is enough for me to start liking Kevin Jonas, because you know what this says to me, he is a perfectly normal human being. And a man at that. The thing that makes me hate this photo, her jersey says Mrs. Kevin Jonas. A little too soon for my taste, I hope she has something other then her relationship.

I think we have all heard about the purity rings by this point in their stardom. Of course I do think they have something to do with this young engagement, but hey, they've been together until now. That's a lot to go through for a young couple.

I have to admit, this makes me a bit proud. There is no way you would catch Joe engaged in this kind of affection, never There is always space between he and his "acquaintances." Awkward space I might add.

And Nick, oh goodness. God save us all if we have to endure Nick and Miley P.D.A...shudder

So, as far as I'm concerned, you go Kevin! I wish you and your fiance the best of luck. Looks like the chemistry is just right.

Trailer Time!

The only words I can truly say about this is Pearl Harbor on crack. With a crazy Tobey Maguire, who I don't find the least bit attractive, and a really smart child.

Did you hear her? How old is she?

She is certainly not old enough to know that her mother enjoys sex with Uncle Tommy more then her husband, no way no how.

But back to the point. This is disappointing because I love Natalie Portman. I love that she is intelligent and not afraid to show it, she is a role model. Not that gross Miley Cyrus. I want to say that this movie was a great choice for Natalie, but I am afraid it is not. It's surprising considering the cast.

As I said, Tobey Maguire is not my favorite. What I want to know is how much weight he had to lose to play this part. I won't lie, sometimes he looks pretty good court-side at the Lakers, as good as you can look sitting next to Leo (...quiver...) But not here, not at all. His head is bony...

Shameful

I do not like Miley Cyrus. I will make this no secret. I think she is gross. I do not approve of her corrupting what is the youth of the world. When I look at her it makes me think of that little girls store, some loo something, where little girls get all dolled up with fake hair and sparkles and while they think it's cute you're just left wondering why the hell there parents would let this happen. This is trashy. Who decided that Miley Cyrus was allowed to be famous. I would be a better famous person then her, and I would hate it, but still I would be better. If you make as much as Miley Cyrus does, you either buy an expensive white bra, or you don't wear a bra. But a black bra under a wife beater (I am choosing to not comment on the wife beater)? Don't get me wrong I do not approve with the no bra outfit, but still, this is just, ew.

--Photo's Courtesy of Splashnewsonline