We Need More Amanda's

Here is Amanda Seyfried at the Hot Topic event for the premiere of "Jennifer's Body."

I love Amanda. I have loved her since she was Lily on "Veronica Mars", one of my favorite shows. I love Amanda so much that I forgive her for starring in a movie with Megan Fox, just like I forgive Shia.

I hate Megan Fox. Not only because I don't understand why she is attractive but she's an idiot and annoying and she makes me ashamed to e a woman. That's right. I pulled the woman card.

But really people, look at the girl. She just gives the air of kindness. And she is beautiful. Why s it that men will lust over Megan but gloss over the gorgeous Amanda? Ugh...

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Leatha!

I want a leather jacket so bad it kind of physically hurts. I just have to be willing to bite the bullet and buy one. I think I could really pull it off in some instances.

Put one on my boyfriend Shia and holy cow, you better be careful! And he's brooding. Courtney hates the brooding. I love the brooding! Only on Shia though. In real life brooding is such a turn off.

He can pull it off though, you have to give him that. He can pull most things off. And you don't have any movie crews writing angry letter about him on their websites *cough* Megan Fox *cough*

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Fug That!

I don't get the appeal of Jessica Alba. Much like I don't like Megan Fox and do not understand how her lip pursing is so attractive. But mostly I can't understand when Jessica Alba became anything more then b-list.

Does nobody remember a little movie named "Honey." Hello? So I guess that means her break out role was in "Fantastic Four" which I'm sorry but I didn't realize that was a big hit.

I will concede in the face that the girl can pull of the tight suit. She is in good shape and I guess she's cute, but as she seems kind of average. My main problem, the hair. The hair looks so fug. Sooo fug! What is it doing on top of her head?

Fake Fox?

I do not like Megan Fox. She is one of those people who you either love or hate. I don't hate but I certainly do not like. And I try not to share this with my friends of the male persuasion because I always argue that she is not attractive.

I maintain that she isn't good looking, because she isn't. She has a strange face and all I think when I look at this picture is "Is that her real hair?" All of it I mean. Because that is a lot of hair. Too much if you ask me. She needs to take it up some inches. The last little bit freaks me out. I could just have a thing about long hair, meaning I prefer short hair.

I change my mind the other things I see when I look at this picture is one night stand. A bad one night stand. She looks like the sun is rising and she made a big mistake, still dressed from the night before. Non?

Back to her face, I hate her nose. Maybe that's it. First, I am pretty sure that she had a nose job. Of course we all remember her in the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie "Holiday in the Sun." I took the liberty of doing a side by side comparison of the older picture to now. Her nose is too thin. Creepy...