I Am Loving Her

Kelly Osbourne has been all over the place lately, and I am loving it, and her. She is back to being not crazy and very sober. Rocking all kinds of styles.

If I were to ever go kayaking which I went once and it's a lot harder then it appears, but if I were to go again. This is the outfit that I want to wear, too bad I could never pull it off.

But Kelly? Kelly can pull it off and then some. She could do anything she wants, and she will own up. I saw her on Alexa and an audience member asked her what to do since she is sleeping with her best friends boyfriend. Her answer was that she was a really really crappy friend and an awful woman.

I reveled in it!

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High Five!

I have blogged about Bradley Cooper and Renee before, and how much I despise her and therefore care less for him then I should.

The two had a romantic rendevous this past weekend at the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel. He picked her up she carrying an overnight bag of sorts. A weird overnight bag actually it wasn't very cute at all.

My absolutely favorite thing about the whole ordeal, this valet/bellhop/manager. He probably doesn't even work there but he is itching to congratulate Bradley Cooper. Because lets be honest, we all know why they are there. This guy knows it, and if it wasn't the Beverly Hills Hotel he would high five him.

And look at Bradley smirk, congratulations friend. You got to sleep with Renee Zellweger whose face has shrunken in on itself. Nice!

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Squirmish

This is cracking me up! Joe Jonas ducked from a flying bra. The boy probably didn't know what it was. Poor Kid.

The best part of it, Nick's reaction to Joe's reaction. It is pure hysterics. I can tell that he is thinking "Come on man! You're supposed to love it!" But not for Joe. For Joe it's pure fear.

Also, he is wearing a wife beater...not okay!

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Gene Jealousy

I don't particularly like Matthew McConaughey as an actor. I like him in the roles he is meant to play which is a mans man who makes all women swoon over him. That's the way I like him...normally.

This picture makes me love him as a father, mostly because I would bet he's amazing. Matthew McConaughey was raised like a good ol' boy. Those kinds of boys make not only the best guys, but the best fathers.

These pictures are so indicative of the type of father I see him being. A roll in the mud, wrestle on the carpet chase around the house dad. So adorable, so lovable.

Not to mention how unbelievably cute his son is. Talk about good genes. I am so envious of those genes. And the name. I work with someone who's name is Levi, and I am obsessed with it.

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Is That Really Your Face?

Jessica Biel. I have liked one movie she's ever done. And that was only because it had Edward Norton in it and I would do just about anything for him.

But I truly dislike Jessica Biel. I do not think that she deserves Justin Timberlake because I think he might actually be a pretty good person. She seems like an awful person. Which is why she hangs on to him. He is her life line.

That being said, I think everyone can agree with me that she looks horrendous. What is going on with her face? That is what I want to know. Because I swear her face is not like that. Also it looks greasy and the dress doesn't work with the hair.

None of it works. None. And look at her carrying a book like she reads...

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Crap

The buzz about the filming of the new flick from Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler had been, oh wait, none! The only thing people are thinking about is if they are dating.

I don't particularly like Gerard Butler. I think he's short and burly and not all that attractive to me. But am I the only one who thinks this movie looks like crap. Crap which if it wasn't starring these two would be made for TV crap?

Because I think so...Anyway, this photo explains it all. Jennifer Aniston plays the same character and Gerard Butler plays the sexy.

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No More Childhood

Why must society ruin everything that was the essence of my childhood. They are canceling "Reading Rainbow." LeVar will be no more.

Everyday in library class in grade school, we would watch an episode of "Reading Rainbow" and it was by far the things I remember most about library class. Except how I checked books out and then never read them.

Why are children watching completely useless television instead of an Emmy winning show about books. Come on parents, stop with the Hannah Montana and start with the Levar Burton.

Gorgeousity

This is what I was talking about. Hilary Duff looking amazing. This isn't just a one time thing. She looks fantastic. And even her skin shouldn't work with the dress. Salmon colored dress, light skin, trust me, it shouldn't work.

Not to mention she is not a small girl. Which I love about her. I can relate to Hilary. Which sounds so ridiculous and Theo and Court are going to hate on me for this, Court especially, but she has bigger boobs. I can relate to how hard it is to dress when you are larger chested.

I always tell people who complain about having small boobs that they are the luck ones. They can wear cute clothes without worrying about popping out. So jealous...

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The Replacements

It was big news for Twi-hards when it was announced that Rachelle Lefevre who plays Victoria would be replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard. It was big news for everyone, including apparently Rachelle Lefevre who believed that she would be kept on the project for the duration.

I think it was a bitch move by Summit to replace her. This had to be strategically done. They had a new Victoria when they announced she was leaving. The news was allegedly tragic for Rachelle. I feel bad for the girl, I really do. Keep that in mind while you read the rest.

I envy Bryce Dallas Howard. If you have never met me then you do not know that my favorite director is Ron Howard. I

absolutely love him. And in case you were not aware, Bryce is his daughter. And she's adorable and with parents like hers she's probably freaking amazing at what

she does.

So on the up side, you know she has to have talent, or they wouldn't have done it. I believe in her.

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I Wouldn't Fight It

It was revealed yesterday that in the new season of Gossip Girl, Chuck Bass will do his old friend Blair a solid by kissing another boy? Now that's a man who knows how to get what he needs.

It is no secret that I am in love with Leighton Meester. To be truthful, she's one of my girl crushes. As a girl you are allowed to have girl crushes. Men not so much. They lose cred when they have man crushes.

But that's besides the point. Chuck Bass is perfection. He is shameful and gross and therefore totally attractive for some reason. I don't know how it works but there it is. I don't ever lie on this blog so I will admit, Chuck Bass, I wouldn't fight it. Ed Westwick I might fight. That is still to be determined.

The Other Claire

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are getting married. This is another one of those couples who I only let happen because she is good enough for him, and he for her.

Claire recently told Blackbook magazing that she wondered about the "feasibility" of monogamy and if it was in fact truly possible.

"We just can't shake monogamy. It definitely demands a kind of rigor and discipline and selflessness. But it's also fun."

I envy her elegance. I love the way she pulls of being demure and sexy while remaining smart and cunning. It's a grace you don't see much these days, and that's a crying shame. I'm telling you, they're doing something right in England.

So I wish all the best to Hugh and Claire. I can't end this without out saying, the babies, oh dear lord the babies will be miraculous. And of course I want her dress.

Will You Go to Prom With Me?

I hate Renee Zellweger. I take after my mom in that way. I don't understand what her talent is exactly. It's her face and her voice. That combination just makes her somewhat unbearable.

I am beginning to hate Bradley Cooper for being with her. How can he stomach it? Maybe I don't know what she's really like.

I know that I've only seen her act in one movie, "Cold Mountain." Remember how she played that crazy character that befriends Nicole Kidman? That was a good character. Every other character she's played has been the same.

Ugh Bradley Cooper, you were doing so well. I mean come on, look at that face. Is that the face you want to wake up to? And don't even get me started n that hideous 80's prom dress she's wearing.

Duff Nation

Hilary Duff has been out and about lately dating hotties, looking fit and getting some great roles, most notably a role on Gossip Girl.

This picture is Duff on the set. And really folks, that is a dream outfit. I so wish I could wear that outfit. And to be honest, a couple years ago Hilary couldn't have worn that outfit.

Now, however she can pull of anything. She looks great. She has outgrown her awkward-ness and her hair is finally a natural blonde color instead of too bright. I am glad that she dyed it back to blonde. I was unsure of her as a brunette, with all that eye makeup and whatnot? I don't think it worked very well for her.

And look at her now. Talk about a comeback. So long Lizzie McGuire, hello Hilary!

Fug That!

I don't get the appeal of Jessica Alba. Much like I don't like Megan Fox and do not understand how her lip pursing is so attractive. But mostly I can't understand when Jessica Alba became anything more then b-list.

Does nobody remember a little movie named "Honey." Hello? So I guess that means her break out role was in "Fantastic Four" which I'm sorry but I didn't realize that was a big hit.

I will concede in the face that the girl can pull of the tight suit. She is in good shape and I guess she's cute, but as she seems kind of average. My main problem, the hair. The hair looks so fug. Sooo fug! What is it doing on top of her head?

Jealousy

Penelope Cruz looks f-ing amazing. A-MA-ZING!

There is nothing else to be said about it. Her face is stunning and you know it's all natural which makes you want to hate her. I could never be friends with her. The accent would be too much for me. Too heavy an accent is never pretty.

But seriously, what man would ever pass this up? What woman would ever pass this up? Even when she was all crazy in "Vicky Christina Barcelona" she still got both the guy and the girl.

What else is there to say? Well ever single person who has worked with her raves about her. You never hear a bad thing. That is hard to do today. I would welcome a nice role for Ms. Cruz.

Ps. I want her outfit...too bad I could never pull it off.

Seven is Sexy

So here is Matt Saracen aka Seven aka Zach Gilford, looking sexy in an interview for his new movie "Post Grad." Oh so sexy.

Zach Gilford is one of those guys that gets type casted and I hate to say that he was type catsed for this part. I mean come on. He's the good guy who has a huge crush on a girl who doesn't like him back. That's season one of "Friday Night Lights."

It helps that his costar is Alexis Bledel, who I just realized after watching her on Alexa yesterday is severely awkward.

Anyway the interview and the pictures are adorable. Here is the link.

He might have to be put on my list. Why? Because he admitted to watching "So You Think You Can Dance," and he roots for every Chicago team except for the Cubs. So not only can we relate, but we can have a rivalry. Always good for a relationship.

My favorite part of the interview is of course when he speaks about Lights.

If Blood is What it Takes

Xavier Samuel? Yes please. This is Xavier out and about in Vancouver (I must visit Vancouver!) for pre-production on Eclipse of course.

I have never blogged about the vampires really before now because well, everyone always talks about them. And truthfully, I don't think I ever found Robert Pattinson that attractive. Don't hate me! He's just not my type.

Jackson Rathbone, Peter Facinelli, Kellan Lutz all more my style. Much more my style. Maybe it's because I prefer there characters. Maybe if Edward wasn't pathetic for most of the movie...

That's besides the point. Xavier Samuel will be playing Riley, one of Victoria's vamps. I think my favorite part of this photo is that he's carrying a newspaper. Love a man who kicks back in a nice sweater and reads the paper over breakfast. Love!

Happy Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Halle Berry! Not only does she have a beautiful daughter but a hot boyfriend, and God bless her, she is looking fantastic. I mean really fantastic. She is another one who has gotten better with age, few can do it. Sh doesn't even have to try.

I know this is probably awful of me to say but it makes me really happy that she divorced that cheating husband of hers. I feel like recently I've heard too many story of girls going back to these guys. Ugh...never. I swear, if anyone ever cheats on me you better believe there will be no reunion.

Anyway, I love Halle Berry and she is turning 43 today! Yeah that's right 43! I can't believe that is possible. Oh well. I hope its a great day

Fake Fox?

I do not like Megan Fox. She is one of those people who you either love or hate. I don't hate but I certainly do not like. And I try not to share this with my friends of the male persuasion because I always argue that she is not attractive.

I maintain that she isn't good looking, because she isn't. She has a strange face and all I think when I look at this picture is "Is that her real hair?" All of it I mean. Because that is a lot of hair. Too much if you ask me. She needs to take it up some inches. The last little bit freaks me out. I could just have a thing about long hair, meaning I prefer short hair.

I change my mind the other things I see when I look at this picture is one night stand. A bad one night stand. She looks like the sun is rising and she made a big mistake, still dressed from the night before. Non?

Back to her face, I hate her nose. Maybe that's it. First, I am pretty sure that she had a nose job. Of course we all remember her in the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie "Holiday in the Sun." I took the liberty of doing a side by side comparison of the older picture to now. Her nose is too thin. Creepy...

The Sebastian Effect

After writing about Leighton I figured her man deserved some attention. Sebastian Stam. Yum.

Sebastian guest starred in Gossip Girl and now he is promoting Ahston Kutcher's newest project "Spread." He and Leighton are dating and it's adorable, and I love them. I saw him do an interview with Alexa and she got along with him so I figured it was safe to assume I would also get along with him.

Anyway, it got me thinking, with a name like Sebastian you're destined for something very good or very bad. Hence the Sebastian Effect. When you're name is Sebastian you must pick a side. Good or Evil.

Sebastian, star of NYC Prep a popular show on Bravo is the evil. I've never liked him but others have. Photos surfaced today on Perez of young Sebastian making swastikas with tape in a car with a friend who has a tape Hitler mustache. Tisk-tisk boys.

Sebastian Stan on the other hand, he is the best of both worlds, he looks like a bad boy (I swear it's the smirk) and he is a completely nice guy. He is the Sebastian you want to be with. I would only let Leighton have him. She is worthy.

Know Your Place

I don't like Scarlett Johansson. I don't know why, it's a personal thing. I have never really liked her and to be honest I am not sure she is a very good actress.

She plays the same role in a lot of her movies, and her voice grates my nerves. Not to mention she is another girl who ruined a guy for me. Poor Ryan Reynolds, I used to like you, and usually you wear your pants well. It's a shame really...

I might not like Scarlett as an actress but I respect that is her job. Singing is not her job. I don't even care if she can sing, she is not a singer. Unless you come into the business in musicals or something, stick to your category.

In case you can't tell this is a pet peeve of mine. Unless I really like you, do not try to cross over.

Perfect example, Leighton Meester. I love Leighton Meester because she is amazing and beautiful and I just love her. I am interested in her singing. Scarlett not so much.

Minka vs. Kate

Kate Hudson has been dating A-Rod for a little while now and they are anything less then discrete about it. You know me, I hate PDA and I am a little uncomfortable with the smooching and lovey eyes in public. Kate and Alex, they aren't hiding a thing. As of late Kate has been seen cheering for her man with her parents and with other Yankee wives.

Minka on the other hand has been seeing Derek Jeter since last year and you don't see them flaunting anything out and about. Minka roots for Derek from private seats. In fact, they've only been photographed together a handful of times.

A-Rod and Jeter supposedly don't get along. Some are arguing that this is why their ladies are giving each other the cold shoulder. Personally, I think they are just two different types of girls, with two different types of guys.

Hudson and A-Rod are public because they want to be. She wants to be seen with him, and he with her. To me this seems fake and insecure.

Minka and Derek are perfectly happy together. They don't have to be seen with each other. She doesn't have to sit three feet behind him.

Now you all know how I feel about my baseball guys, but given the choice...it's Jeter without a doubt. Besides, Minka is one of my favorites anyway, Kate really stood no chance.

Hayden Hating

Oh Hayden Panettiere, remember when no one knew who you were? Remember when you weren't satisfied with being an unknown and drove to become famous.

News Flash! You asked for the public to know who you are. And guess what? You aren't allowed to complain about it now.

Hayden commented that the paparazzi and the public "destroy relationships!" You asked for it honey. That's right fans, you are not welcome in Hayden's life, so please stop being fans...it's what she wants.

Hayden is the hateful version of Kristen Bell. The one who isn't gracious and only smiles when it's plastered on. Can you see her actually laughing at something? No! Look at those teeth, they are clenched. And you know why? Because the Teen Choice Awards are below her. She is 20 going on 35 you know.

And she ruined Milo Ventimiglia for me. I will never forgive her for that.

Nerd Alert!

My family owns the deluxe Star Wars pack. The originals that is. The new ones are just a lame additions, and if you ask me, the first three episodes didn't even have to be made.

But that's besides the point. The movie is complicated and I find it hard to boil down to the important parts. I mean the obvious battle between good and evil is what it comes down to but I couldn't outline it very well off the top of my head.

This three year old has outsmarted me. Damn

Telling my Friends

"A Story to Tell Your Friends" by Every Avenue has been my obsession for a couple of weeks now and it hasn't gotten old which usually means, it's time to share it!

The band formed in 2003 but released there album "Shh. Just Go With It" in 2008. They have been touring with a couple of my favorite bands and I have only just discovered this song and there is something about it which has caused me to listen to it almost every day. Multiple times.

There album is catchy. I have been listening to some of there stuff a lot. I am afraid that my new favorite will succumb to the MTV publicity as other bands like All Time Low has recently. Disappointing for me, great for them.

Give them a shot

Always Pining

Chris Pine. I like him...which seems to be a bit of a sin. I can't quite put my finger on why. This is like my love for Shia, some people just don't understand. He is attractive, or at least I think so. It could be that I only like the way he wears his pants.

In case you haven't picked up on it yet I notice the pants. The way a guy wears his pants is indicative of himself. The have to fall perfectly for it to be attractive. A guy who knows how to dress is almost always a keeper. It's the way they don't bunch in the crotch or the butt, not like those Jonas fellows. There pants always bunch...

But back to Chris Pine. I've always liked him. You can hate me or love me for it. But you must admit, the pants.

Psych!

Sometimes I wonder what people are watching on tv. Because it sure isn't anything worth watching. I mean we all know how much I enjoy my mindless television but sometimes I want a real show, one I feel worthy to watch.

My real show is Psych. I love this show and I'm pretty sure no one else does. The cast is full of recognizable faces, and if you've seen The Mentalist then you know the concept because there is no differences except that Psych is better. In fact i the season premiere which aired on Friday they took a stab at The Mentalist calling it a carbon copy...

This show is clever. I love clever humor, quick humor. Which is why people don't watch! People want mindless humor. And I ask, what is the fun in that?

Psych has one of my favorite people. Dule Hill. He was in The West Wing, another one of my guilty pleasures which I watch almost every morning. He is funny and his chemistry with James Roday who plays his best friend since childhood is believable. To tell the truth, they're the Theo and Courtney of television.

Check it out. Psych airs Fridays at 10 on USA

Tale as Old as Time

Or maybe not. Jaime Benefit wrote a letter when she was 13 years old to a soldier, any soldier. Jeremy Clayton, a 19 year old picked a letter out of a basket because it was written in green and the he liked her name. The two became pen pals and until 1990 they wrote to each other.

When Jeremy began fighting in the ground war all the letters except for two which he hid were destroyed in case he was captured. Jaime put hers in a box and they sat there for almost 20 years. When her parents began remodeling her room she had to clean out the boxes.

Jaime contacted the Department of Defense to find out what happened to Jeremy. She searched for him on facebook and sent him a message- "Were you in desert storm?"

He knew exactly who she was and they met fell in love and were married on July 15th.

They still write each other letters...

I Wish...

I wish that I had The-N. Especially during the summer when the only good television is stuff no one else watches. More on that to come.

The-N. Television for teens. I am not ashamed to admit that I watch it whenever I have access to it. And you know why? Degrassi. That is my only reason. I am not pathetic. Don't judge me. It's my obsession. I laugh I cry, it's shameful.

I can't help that I like shallow television. When I can't get a good dose of Gossip Girl, book or movie I get bored. Then I turn to the old standards, Veronica, Bones- my girls know.

This weekend I really want The-N because a two hour long Degrassi, come on! It's bad enough that the show is only 30 minutes, but denying me of the movie which features every character and Perez, this is just wrong. Until I can somehow watch the movie, I will be wallowing and of course blogging, benefit from my pathetic life.

Marking my Calendar

His death was tragic and the world mourned him. He left a young daughter and a trail of broken hearts, won an Oscar in the wake.

Heath Ledger was talented. I think that much was obvious. It was a shock to all when he passed and he left behind great performances but most of us heard that he died while making a new film- "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus"

After his death Jude Law, Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp stepped in to complete his role. The new trailer has been released and it looks fantastic, in all senses of the word.

This movie will be a box office hit, there is no doubt about that. It seems like a movie not many people will get however. For me on the other hand, it's right up my alley. It's on my list. Is it on yours?

Condolences

My condolences go out to the family of Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Mrs. Shriver the sister of John and Bobby Kennedy and the mother of Maria Shriver passed away early this morning, but the left an amazing legacy. Mrs. Shriver's legacy most notably is the establishment of the Special Olympics. The special olympics is a great organization working to empower people with intellectual disabilities.

Slap!

Yesterday one of my sister blogs popYEAH! blogged about the wonderfully talented Vanessa Hudgens...whoops. I mean the indiscretions Vanessa Hudgens.

This picture even, I mean really? She is a whole two years older then me and never in my life have I made a face like this. She is asking for it. Stop trying so hard V.

Of course by now everyone has heard about the new round of naked pic floating around the web of "Baby V." She attended the Teen Choice Awards which I refuse to watch. Waste of my life. I would have been in agony the entire time texting Theo of course who would be mocking me for watching in the first place while we both gag at the disgusting displays of lame teen nonsense.

Anyway, for some reason Dane Cook was a guest last night (I know its hella weird) and he called out Ms. Hudgens. The brilliance is posted below. She is just clenching her teeth, but it's about damn time! Any guesses as to what Mr. Efron had to say in response? My guess, probably some pleading and some tears followed by the word baby a lot of time over.

New Number One

Hey Bloggers I've been away on vacation for a week, without internet. I know barbaric right? What better way to start off my first log on then with a new number one. Or maybe it's a tie.

Anyway, My crushing on Shia is no secret, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt is now tied. And I feel he might be a better person in general so this is just amazing. Who can't wait to see 500 Days of Summer? Me me me!

Number one reason he will egde out Shia, he can move. The boy can dance. And dancing with Zooey, another love of mine, oh please. So watch out Shia, Josephs on your tail.