OBEY

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are all about the drama of their love. ALL ABOUT IT!

And they want to share it with us via twitter, and can I just say from all the normal people in the world, thank goodness for that. There is absolutely nothing I want more than to wake up to pictures of PDA every single morning.

The latest of these pictures is the best yet. JB rubbing Selena's feet while they vacation (with their parents!) as he wears a hat which says "OBEY"

Ahhh the subtext...Well played Ms. Gomez, well played.

They're Normal

Kevin Jonas grabbing recent fiance Danielle's ass at a softball game.

This photo alone is enough for me to start liking Kevin Jonas, because you know what this says to me, he is a perfectly normal human being. And a man at that. The thing that makes me hate this photo, her jersey says Mrs. Kevin Jonas. A little too soon for my taste, I hope she has something other then her relationship.

I think we have all heard about the purity rings by this point in their stardom. Of course I do think they have something to do with this young engagement, but hey, they've been together until now. That's a lot to go through for a young couple.

I have to admit, this makes me a bit proud. There is no way you would catch Joe engaged in this kind of affection, never There is always space between he and his "acquaintances." Awkward space I might add.

And Nick, oh goodness. God save us all if we have to endure Nick and Miley P.D.A...shudder

So, as far as I'm concerned, you go Kevin! I wish you and your fiance the best of luck. Looks like the chemistry is just right.

in what world?

In what world is this okay. If you know me you know of my dislike for PDA. The three words which make me cringe. Public displays of affection. There are rules to this ladies and gents and it's time the world heard them. There are lines that must not be crossed. For instance laying on top of your boyfriend going in for the kill, not okay, ever. I don't care how big of a hockey star you are, Evgeni Malkin! Not to mention the thing that made me giggle the most was that he has his arms crossed. Makes me giggle.

Story Time!

So here's the deal she wants him, bad. In a sickening way almost. First of all, he is already pissed. You don't sit like that unless you're pissed, trust me. Second, she knows she done wrong. She goes for the cheek instead of the mouth, she's being timid she's inching in,

seeing where she stands now. She tries to solve it with the physical, he's not having it. And then he says it, who knows what he says probably something pathetic that only men say when they're pissed. And she makes the face, she's foreign, she makes the face best. You can even see a little bit of it. The chin, that's not cute, dear. And now because of this PDA it's preserved forever...nice!

So the rules are as follows, there will be no making out, no groping, no hugging for long periods of time, no mounting etc. Hand holding, small hugs, a brief kiss on the cheek or forehead acceptable. Depending on the situation a kiss is acceptable but it must be brief. So please spare me the torture and save it for the bedroom.