in what world?

In what world is this okay. If you know me you know of my dislike for PDA. The three words which make me cringe. Public displays of affection. There are rules to this ladies and gents and it's time the world heard them. There are lines that must not be crossed. For instance laying on top of your boyfriend going in for the kill, not okay, ever. I don't care how big of a hockey star you are, Evgeni Malkin! Not to mention the thing that made me giggle the most was that he has his arms crossed. Makes me giggle.

Story Time!

So here's the deal she wants him, bad. In a sickening way almost. First of all, he is already pissed. You don't sit like that unless you're pissed, trust me. Second, she knows she done wrong. She goes for the cheek instead of the mouth, she's being timid she's inching in,

seeing where she stands now. She tries to solve it with the physical, he's not having it. And then he says it, who knows what he says probably something pathetic that only men say when they're pissed. And she makes the face, she's foreign, she makes the face best. You can even see a little bit of it. The chin, that's not cute, dear. And now because of this PDA it's preserved forever...nice!

So the rules are as follows, there will be no making out, no groping, no hugging for long periods of time, no mounting etc. Hand holding, small hugs, a brief kiss on the cheek or forehead acceptable. Depending on the situation a kiss is acceptable but it must be brief. So please spare me the torture and save it for the bedroom.

do you snorkel with hotdogs?

Johnny Depp on Letterman last night was completely hilarious. Endearing and wonderful. He had impressive banter with Dave (we're on first name basis obviously). I am not exactly thrilled to see Public Enemies, word is he is fantastic in it and I probably will see it, but it's not my kind of movie.

Anyway, wasn't exactly a fan of the outfit, it was strange and all I could look at was the bandana in his back pocket and of course the hair. The hair is why he is great. It is always greasy and somehow he pulls it off. So unfair, when my hair is greasy it looks awful and I feel gross. How he manages to feel wonderful with that hair is beyond me.

The one thing that I adore about Johnny Depp is how huge he is without flaunting. The outfit even though I kind of despised it looks like he hunted through the thrift store for that. It probably cost thousands but it looks like 20 tops...he's so downtown. Speaking of downtown he left a $4000 tip the other night at a restaurant he has visited previously. Why does that never happen to me? I was pleasantly surprised by the humor. I guess you have to figure to pull off the humor that he manages with most of his parts is god-given but you never know. He adores his children and Dave is good with children. He likes to talk about them. Even though you don't get much from Johnny on a regular basis, with that much time for an interview its golden. He's a charmer and he knows it. Luckily he doesn't shove it at us. I however will not forgive him if he makes another installation of Pirates of the Caribbean. I love him as Captain Jack but 3 is enough, believe me it's enough.

Ahead of the Curve

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I have always loved Shia. Since his switch to film he has become a quality actor. I have to give him credit for that. Shia was a Disney child, one destined to star in straight to DVD Disney movies and do Disney things his whole life. And somehow he has escaped, and he's the most successful one of the bunch. No one has been able to do what he has done. Hilary Duff tried, and she tried hard, but no dice. After his exit from Even Stevens in 2003 he bided his time until the offer of a lifetime, in his case, came along. Disturbia was his break. A horror film that was surprisingly huge for Shia. And then of course Transformers made him massive and Eagle Eye filled him time between projects with a nice outcome. I love that he admits that the chemistry he always seems to have with his co-stars is real. I love that he offers his fangirl a chair he doesn't have. I just love him.

not bad

I will admit to being a huge Harry Potter nerd. I will not admit to being head over heels for Daniel Radcliffe. Ron is more my style, but either way he looks good in these pictures from Parade magazine. He looks less squirrelly. Yes, squirrelly. Whenever he is interviewed he's a little shaky. Strike that a lot shaky. Maybe he has a short attention span. One can only hope that he has grown out of that by now. I like these pictures of him. I will admit to that. The interview is standard. Don't they have anything better to do then ask about Equus. How long ago was that play anyway. We all know he was naked, it's not that big of a deal. This play is famous, he is not the first person to play this part. Anyway, he did have a bad moment with his answer to his links to older women. He prefers older women, because younger women need to be entertained (aka babied). I can't say I blame him for this but it saddens me that all the women he's met who are his own age, which happens to be my age, need to be entertained. Maybe it's because I'm a pretty low maintenance girl when it comes to relationships but these girls need to stop giving us a bad name. I was disappointed they didn't ask many questions about the new Potter movie, considering that's why he's on this press tour. I will be there at midnight, will you?

don't be jealous

New photos of Robert Pattinson on set of his new movie "Remember Me" costarring Emilie de Ravine. Remember Me is a love story about two people who have experienced tragedies. These are not only new photos but photos of he and his costar making out on the beach in New York, on se that is. Don't scream too loud, as far as we know he's still single...I won't lie with what the Twi-hards have been putting him through lately, I actually hope he is enjoying this much needed break by having a little fun with someone new.

Emilie de Ravine has been around for a while. As it was reported by good friends and authors of popYEAH! Roswell star Jason Behr will be returning to the screen. For those who do not remember Emilie, she played the vixen of Roswell, Tess who ended up stealing Max from Liz. Still pissed about that one. I didn't like her as Tess. Granted she does have a slight accent so everything she said had a tone I did not appreciate but I hope she pulls off the part. She used to be a little whiny for my taste.

slumblog sendoff

SJ will be leaving tomorrow for Arizona where she will be doing volunteer work on a reservation. We wish her all the best and we hope that in this trip she sees everything which she loves about these people, this mission, and the food ;)

Be safe. All of our prayers are with you SJ! We love you, you will be missed. God Bless...

Hung on Chung

So I've been spending lots of time bored watching television. My newest discovery is not just that Degrassi plays on MTV, but "It's On with Alexa Chung" is the new ish. I saw her interview with Christoper Mintz-Plasse of Superbad fame aka McLovin. Who by the way, I maybe love a lot. Yeah, love love love him. He cracks me up they talked about how his mom was in the room for his taping of the sex scene in Superbad saying it went so well that he takes her every time he has sex. It was wonderful. But anyway, Alexa Chung is the best. Love her interviewing love her. Al, most reminds me of a mix of Zooey D. and Chelsea Lately. Which is a fantastic combo I might add. Yesterday she wore a striped shirt and navy overalls, and it worked. Alexa is on everyday this week at noon, todays episode features Bradley Cooper, who I wrote about earlier, because he's beautiful. Will be interesting to see how he stands up to her. I like to think he's comedic enough to do it. Will have my fingers crossed...

supporting a good cause...gmh

So when I get the temptation to convince myself that my life is a lot better then other peoples, fmylife.com is visited by most to lift our spirits. For me, it only makes me feel awful. I feel dirty, like I shouldn't be reading what I'm reading, because we all read it for the same reason, because its fun to laugh at other peoples misfortunes. Not any longer.

GMH. Gives me hope, is our new saying. Instead of fml following every single statement we make, we will tell uplifting stories, stories of compassion and heart and follow it by gmh.

http://www.givesmehope.com/

With a tagline that reads "Like FMyLife, but for optimists!" the page opens to a familiar view for those of you who have ever visited fmylife.com. These posts will give you hope. I promise you that. Posts like

"I got my first boyfriend at age 16, and soon after I was diagnosed w/ multiple sclerosis. Soon after, I developed a bad limp and have trouble walking. But, he's stayed with me for 5 years. He still takes care of me and tells me I'm beautiful everyday. Now, we're engaged. GMH"

These stories are exactly what I needed this morning. It is definitely worth a visit.

enough already

I don't know about anyone else but I am so tired of all this Jon and Kate Plus 8 nonsense.

For one I do not know them, therefore who I am to say I know exactly what goes on in there life. But I will admit, I watched the show. Not religiously until the very end, but I'm all about marathons, and this offers many marathons. But now, who the heck knows if I'll got near this show with a ten foot pole. Just this morning I woke up to a story about how Kate is a wino (nothing wrong with drinking wine every once and a while by the way) and pictures of her allegedly spanking her child (because no one has ever spanked there children). I am not saying I know if spanking is right or wrong, but I am so unbelievably tired of this story. Just stop it!

the curse of the sequel

It happens to every great movie. It sells well so there must be a sequel. I don't care for this tactic. Not one bit. Every time the sequel bombs, and then there must be a third movie which is better then the second but still no where close to the first. Oceans Eleven, Pirates of the Caribbean. There is only one exception to this rule, which is the three Shrek movies which were all surprisingly good.

The Hangover, my last post was about how great this movie was...but a sequel to a story about four guys who have a crazy time in Vegas. Not exactly sequel worthy.

Extremely Disappointed

there's a tiger in the bathroom

The Hangover

The most underated movie of the year. If you haven't seen it you need to. Everyone figured it was a bro movie (aka a movie meant only for those under the age of 23 or those whose maturity was less then it should be)

False!

I saw this movie with two friends and a multitude of adults, some of whom I swear received a senior citizen discount.

I knew this movie would be big. With a cast of up and comings how could it not be. Of course the gorgeous Bradley Cooper is probably the biggest name in the movie, and well let's face it he's just so pretty. Pulls off the aviators and a vest at the beginning and I quivered when he appeared in the suit...oh the suit. Must focus. Yes. His acting is better then ever. Even though he's still getting the pretty boy roles, he lived up to the hype of this one. Let's just hope he gets out of the "Matthew McConaughay trend." I have hope.

I think it is about time we see these guys come into there own. First, I love Ed Helms, his portrayal of Andy Bernard on The Office is so lovable and this movie is not an exception. Dr. Stu is like Andy but Helms gets more room to stretch his legs in this film. No worries for those Bernard fans, there is an original song sung by good old Dr. Stu.

Justin Bartha, who spends most of the movie lost, needs a lead soon. I don't know about anyone else but my favorite character in National Treasure was Riley ("delicious jams and jellies...") he is precious and I love him. His few scenes are so cute.

I just feel like he's a good guy...I wouldn't fight it. Justin and Bradley worked together in a cute movie called Failure to Launch, along with a personal favorite Zooey Deschanel, and there is an obvious chemistry between the two. Totally believe they're besties.

Last but not least, finally the world will realize the brilliance that is Zach Galifianakis. If you haven't seen Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis then you need to. Stat! He's the perfect mixture of creepy and sincere.

I short, this movie is worth every penny. See it with people you love, who are not afraid to laugh so hard they cry.

aWAKEning

aWAKEning is that thing that stops you in your tracks and make a difference in the way you feel. It could be as simple as a picture that captivates your attention. It could be a quote which inspires you to do more, news that Britney is back, or a moment in which you realize your purpose. In short, it causes a wake, a wake which stirs every part of you. This wake is shared by those close to you and each wake is an opportunity to change, to evolve, and to make a difference. From the futile to the deeply personal aWAKE opens you up to feel, to do, and to be.